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Old 03-01-2015, 01:35 AM   #1891 (permalink)
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TFW your fingertips are sore from playing guitar.

TFW when you thought you were done with this **** and just want to play guitar all day without any pain.
I've been playing for six years and every now and then I still get that "Ouch, I've been playing for hours" finger pain. I guess the humans are obsolete.



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Old 03-02-2015, 06:34 PM   #1892 (permalink)
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TFW you finish pooping before you finish smoking your cigarette.. Well now what do I do?
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Old 03-02-2015, 06:35 PM   #1893 (permalink)
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Don't wipe your butt with the hand that's holding the cigarette for starters.
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Old 03-02-2015, 11:29 PM   #1894 (permalink)
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tfw no real sleep has been had for three, maybe four days

tfw what is real sleep
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Old 03-02-2015, 11:30 PM   #1895 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2015, 12:01 AM   #1896 (permalink)
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tfw no real sleep has been had for three, maybe four days

tfw what is real sleep
3 or 4 days? Try months.
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Old 03-03-2015, 08:30 AM   #1897 (permalink)
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TFW you reach to get a leaf stuck on your cats belly and realise while you're holding it that it's a turd. A big brown poo stuck to her fur. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! So fucking disgusting, how do cats do such stupid stuff? Cat's bury their shit not wear it. Did she poop and then lie down on it? It was so stuck that I was ripping at it and had to leave a little mark to get the damn thing off while she was trying to get away. She's lucky she's so adorably cute and angelic.
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Old 03-03-2015, 08:32 AM   #1898 (permalink)
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My cat likes to hang her ass off the litter box and **** on the floor instead of in the box itself. I've learned to stop questioning her methods.
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Old 03-03-2015, 08:40 AM   #1899 (permalink)
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Oh my cats done that as well, I'm just glad she doesn't use the litterbox any more. GROOSSSSS!!! I swear cat poo smells worse than humans.
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Old 03-03-2015, 01:47 PM   #1900 (permalink)
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That feeling when the internet for the entire office is out because AT&T's router went belly up, and they have to wait until the service guy gets out to fix it, but HA! I have PDANet.
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