It happens all the time down here. Last summer I was on my break sitting outside and they were banging on the parking lot lights. Horny little fuckers.

Based on this video maybe it's not sex cause you know he's on her back... Idk wtf is going on.

same.

I was sober for almost 2 weeks and now I'm on the sauce again.

being sober made me feel just as shitty and confused and out of touch.

That's the alcohol leaving your body. You can do it, though, I believe in you.

I remember the time I had raccoons having sex outside my window. Terrifying.

I want to get clean so badly it's ridiculous, I hate myself for my alcoholism.

Addiction is tough, a lot of my friends are addicts, but that shouldn't stop you. You just have to keep pushing yourself to want to get clean, and ask for help from your friends and family. Don't be ashamed of thinking you'll fail, think about the end goal, what you want, and work towards it. I know it's tough to ask for help, my friends had a lot of problems admitting they were addicts to me or their parents, but that's one of the first steps.

I don't know your situation, and I'm trying not to assume anything, only give what I've experienced myself. If you need to talk about it, or just inform my uneducated ass, just send me a PM.

TFW you're on the toilet, and your shit is so watery that it basically falls out of your ass.

Funny :D

tfw you do a **** with a monstrous radius and it feels like your anus is tearing.

You ever eat a whole bag of popcorn (#witetrashlyfe) and the next day it's all prickly but comes out as fast as diarrea? I love that ****.

Anyway, TFW flamin' hot cheetos are spicy twice.

It's not your poop. It's the long term pegging.