I dunno I mean if I was forced to smell sweaty feet, dog turd, and whatever else gets on your shoes I might not be thinking too straight. Lack of oxygen messes with the brain.

tfw jaded
tfw you wonder if other people with testicles experience seeing them as ovaries.

Maaan, don't start that nah...What I told you about making plans to hack off your body parts.

they're not my body parts.

They are until you're. 25.

meh
it's like 10,000$ if you want it done right.
lmao
10k

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa






Oh, and lets not forget the possible disappointment.

Anyways,

Now there's no more alcohol.

I have more weed. Somewhere between nihilism, gender dysphoria (lmao autocorrect doesn't recognize dysphoria as a word), loneliness, soul-crushingly fleeting optimism, and hazy horniness (also "not" a word), marijuana seems to find a home. Not as warm of one as summore wine might have but it's 4am and almost light outside. Where has the time gone? I woke up before noon today.

A Billy Joel reference?!?! :band:

We do not.

This checks out.

...your full, but the food is so fantastic, you can't stop eating.