TFW you reach for your last beer and realize that it's empty...

TFW your daughter thinks she's going to win by casting Chandra's Ignition, targeting her Blightsteel Colossus. You respond by turning her Blightsteel Colossus into a 1/1 frog with no abilities until the end of turn!

Say whut??

He's a Wizard.

TFW you buy Star Wars tickets for all six of your daughters before you've even had a chance to see it. :)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y11...pswlbs64ar.jpg

**** that. Children are great and all (or so I hear), but they can see Star Wars the day after you've seen it yourself. Alone.

Hehe. Nah, they're going first because (1) we love them and think about what they want above our own interests, and (2) we're busy with the whole work thing until the 26th.

When I go, though, on the 28th, I'm taking just my wife. The kids can stay home and watch the baby.

TFW you pour bad milk into the last of your cereal.

TFW you've actually swallowed some before realizing it is bad.

Thought you were supposed to be a good cook? How can you claim that if you can't even tell when milk is expired?