Obviously. Mensa has an opening you just might be the lunatic they are looking for.

I don't get the joke.

I looked up Mensa.

I still definitely don't get the joke.

Wait rewind

Are you calling me dumb?
or smart?

I am very lost right now.

$igh....:(

thanks for the ****ing clarification

Hey saucy Sally it was a compliment, I take it back now tho.

Sorry. I'm having some kind of moment or something. And I'm only a six pack and maybe an 8th deep.

there was also a bottle of wine i just remembered. if i'm being honest.

mmmhmm...so you drunk as a sock?

Are socks typically drunk?

If so,
Unfortunately no. I'm maybe buzzed. It has been a while though. There is more wine yet.
If not,
Unfortunately yes.