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Old 07-23-2015, 12:30 PM   #2571 (permalink)
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TFW your first check is going to be $60, most of which is going to have to go to shoes and pants for your job cause they won't accept the shoes and pants you already have.
You need some money? I got a job for ya.
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Old 07-23-2015, 12:51 PM   #2572 (permalink)
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You need some money? I got a job for ya.
Dude, I'll suck your dick for free. But it's $20 if you want me to swallow.
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Old 07-23-2015, 12:54 PM   #2573 (permalink)
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I just wanted my hedges trimmed. Jeez.
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Old 07-23-2015, 01:01 PM   #2574 (permalink)
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Manscaping get outta hand again?^
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Old 07-23-2015, 01:05 PM   #2575 (permalink)
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TFW you got ants and contemplate not doing anything about it since you'll move out in a month anyway.
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Old 07-23-2015, 01:08 PM   #2576 (permalink)
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On the change your pants monthly plan are you?^
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Old 07-23-2015, 01:12 PM   #2577 (permalink)
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Manscaping get outta hand again?^
They told me it was a Brazilian wax, but they didn't say it was from 1974.
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Old 07-23-2015, 01:22 PM   #2578 (permalink)
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Oooo....I feel for you...Guess your mankini is out for the rest of the summer.
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Old 07-23-2015, 01:32 PM   #2579 (permalink)
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Banana hammocks out.

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My whole summer is RUINED!
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On the change your pants monthly plan are you?^
Pants? Yes.
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