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Old 09-01-2015, 07:31 PM   #2751 (permalink)
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The **** is a T&C?
The Bible is a T&C? Uh...pretty much. Have you ever picked one up? It's pretty much a long winded T&C.
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Old 09-01-2015, 07:33 PM   #2752 (permalink)
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Idk I find a good part of the Old Testament to be quite entertaining.
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Old 09-01-2015, 10:04 PM   #2753 (permalink)
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Haha that was a fun story to hear.
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Old 09-02-2015, 12:52 AM   #2754 (permalink)
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TFW you just tell a local musician you just met to improvise and they do some ****ing badass stuff.
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Old 09-02-2015, 07:58 PM   #2755 (permalink)
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TFW you poop and everything comes out so nice and clean and you don't have to wipe anything.
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Old 09-02-2015, 08:41 PM   #2756 (permalink)
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That's fucking disgusting.Who taught you not to wipe no matter how "clean" you think you shat, I assure you it's ****, and you need to wipe end of story that is gross. #babywipes4lyfe.
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Old 09-02-2015, 09:17 PM   #2757 (permalink)
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That's fucking disgusting.Who taught you not to wipe no matter how "clean" you think you shat, I assure you it's ****, and you need to wipe end of story that is gross. #babywipes4lyfe.
Unless you're about to take a shower, of course.
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Old 09-03-2015, 05:03 AM   #2758 (permalink)
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Naturally.
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Old 09-03-2015, 05:31 AM   #2759 (permalink)
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If you got shit on any other part of your body, would you think it was clean if you just wiped it with tissue?

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Tfw when people you know online admit to having ****ty asses.
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