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Old 09-03-2015, 10:12 AM   #2761 (permalink)
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I carry around bleach wipes for this very reason. Vote Froxxy 2016.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:24 AM   #2762 (permalink)
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I try to time my shits to coincide with my showers.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:29 AM   #2763 (permalink)
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I try to time my shits to coincide with my showers.
Isn't the cleanup for that worse?
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:32 AM   #2764 (permalink)
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No why would it be?
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:36 AM   #2765 (permalink)
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Well the last time I shat in the shower, the poo got stuck in the drain and I had to push it through with my fingers.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:53 AM   #2766 (permalink)
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I carry around bleach wipes for this very reason. Vote Froxxy 2016.
Frownland: asshole of a pornstar.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:56 AM   #2767 (permalink)
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Obviously.
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:10 AM   #2768 (permalink)
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Tfw you pretty much know somebody is going to commit suicide and there's nothing you can do about it.
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Old 09-03-2015, 12:13 PM   #2769 (permalink)
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I try to time my shits to coincide with my showers.


I like your style.
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Old 09-03-2015, 05:32 PM   #2770 (permalink)
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Tfw you walk into a bar with a maxed our credit card that still works and the bar tenders the cutest one you've ever seen. Oh dear, in some kinda crazy lusty, lusty, lusty way is WD.
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