TFW you run out of beer and knock back your empties to get every last dreg you can, and fool yourself into believing that it made a significant difference in your level of ****ed-upness.

I too play the pretend you have enough substances to get high/drunk game.

Had to do that with my last mini-nug of weed a couple weeks ago. I'm still not sure if I got a buzz or it was just the placebo effect.

TFW you are apparently becoming enough of an alcoholic that you have to remind yourself to drink your beer faster, because your tolerance means that just sipping on it will maintain your buzz but prevent you from getting properly wasted.

Feels bad, man. Because I want to get ****ed up, not because I'm worried about alcoholism.

TFW you take a drink of beer, burp with your mouth closed, and some of it goes up your nose. Ow.

TFW a gram of bud lasts you 2 1/2 weeks :D

Is it good **** that'll floor you with a flake or are you laying off?

Just laying off. I take like one hit when i get home at night to chill out before bed. Its nice getting high off one hit of mids. Idk if i can even handle anything crazy good anymore.

tfw cute new kid at work

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tfw new kid is the same age as your baby sister

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tfw new kid you've taken under your wing 200% wants to get inside your pants

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but he's still a qt beauty

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jews a lil qtpants

How old are you vs. your sister?