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The Batlord 10-04-2015 03:37 PM
Better than letting him fart around you with impunity.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639628)
Better than letting him fart around you with impunity.
Right?? I fixed the problem of his stench but I felt like such a bitch.

Apollonia 10-04-2015 03:44 PM
tfw you're just trying to absorb yourself back into the abyss but you gotta deal with that whole corporeal form bull****

GuD 10-04-2015 03:51 PM
tfw you cant find your ****ing glasses.

****ing glasses.
the **** are you hiding you shimmering scratched up crooked motherfudgers.

The Batlord 10-04-2015 03:59 PM
TFW you need to take a piss and smoke a cigarette at the same time, so you take out the middle man and go urinate in the backyard, cig dangling between your lips.

Aw yeah.

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1639637)
tfw you cant find your ****ing glasses.

****ing glasses.
the **** are you hiding you shimmering scratched up crooked motherfudgers.
$20 says they're on your head.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1639637)
tfw you cant find your ****ing glasses.

****ing glasses.
the **** are you hiding you shimmering scratched up crooked motherfudgers.
how does someone just lose their glasses?

HOW?!

The Batlord 10-04-2015 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1639646)
how does someone just lose their glasses?

HOW?!
They're on his face. Mark my words.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1639649)
They're on his face. Mark my words.
more than likely.

a few days ago I was on a mad search for my phone.

this lasted a good few minutes before I realized it was in my backpocket.

ladyislingering 10-04-2015 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1639676)
They were in my mother's bathroom cabinet, next to the sleeping pills. I stay at her place now on account of it's ****ing cold outside at night and I'm a wimp. On the flippity flip there's .8L left of Vodka and I have the rest of this evening housesitting to be a degenerate idiot worthy of no one's affection. At least I'm looking pretty.
girl bye, you have my number.

GuD 10-04-2015 05:29 PM
I broke my phone after drinking too much and throwing a fit. Then I got a free one from the government but someone stole it.

No phones for WD. Truly.


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