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Old 03-01-2016, 10:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just because you're monogamous doesn't mean everyone is. No one's gonna get shot, her husband knows... and there is no problem to solve, it's just complicated.
I'm not sure how you inferred that I meant that everyone is meant to be monogamous?? Some people are; some aren't. The challenge is to figure out to which category you yourself belong, and to live accordingly.

That said, just because this particular lady doesn't consider herself monogamous, doesn't mean that her husband won't go bat**** crazy if he discovers you two. (As a side note, speaking of bat****... I recently learned that bat**** is actually 100% edible, and in most cases, healthy... Kind of brings new meaning to the euphemism, eh??)
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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speaking of bat****... I recently learned that bat**** is actually 100% edible, and in most cases, healthy
I'll sell you fifty pounds of what is most definitely bat **** for 700 dollars.
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'll sell you fifty pounds of what is most definitely bat **** for 700 dollars.
Exactly how "crunchy" do you think I am bro?!
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Old 03-01-2016, 10:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Exactly how "crunchy" do you think I am bro?!
Enough of whatever that adjective means to be in need of my pigeon lotion. It's a cure all.
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I think you skipped the part where i said her husband knows.
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I think you skipped the part where i said her husband knows.
Yeah I totally skipped it. My bad, dude. I'm a "little" drunk, and had a "little" bit of a sh't kinda day (disclaimer). However, my advice is still sound, if a little incoherent
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Yeah I totally skipped it. My bad, dude. I'm a "little" drunk, and had a "little" bit of a sh't kinda day (disclaimer). However, my advice is still sound, if a little incoherent
Tis all good. I know it won't end well for one of us, but it works for now. I mostly agree with everything you've said.
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Tis all good. I know it won't end well for one of us, but it works for now. I mostly agree with everything you've said.
I can deal with that, because I know you'll agree with all of it after it ends bad for (whichever) one of ya.
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TFW it feels good to gulp down large glasses of water and then throw them back up.
Cold milk idiot.
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