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Old 02-05-2016, 04:51 PM   #3381 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2016, 05:56 PM   #3382 (permalink)
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TFW when you make a female friend on a female forum because you lack real life female friends; and she's this totally cool chick that you hit it off with; so you exchange numbers and emails and text each other constantly for about two weeks until you finally realize that she's being used by her pervert husband as a recruitment tool for their swinger lifestyle.

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She started off all innocent like "oh I showed my husband a pic and he says you're pretty"... Ok-whatever-thanks, no biggie... Then EVERY subsequent message she would weave in something about how her husband has a crush on me, etc. every ****ing one!! Well, I've studied Applied Behavioral Analysis in depth, so I wasn't about to reinforce that bull****, so every time I would reply with one of my "signature witty deflections" that would have zero to do with him; but she (ie: THEY) still wouldn't take the hint. Then she started in with the "I think I have a crush on you too" and that's when the SMH moment happened and I've refused to speak to her since.

That was a year ago; I thought she'd taken the hint, but now she just sent me an innocuous message on the open forum, as if she'd forgotten who I am. Bitch I played poker waaaaay too long to not see a "feeler bet" coming from a mile away!!

Who woulda thought MB would become my sanctuary forum to escape weirdos??

****ing epic.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-05-2016, 10:52 PM   #3383 (permalink)
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Who woulda thought MB would become my sanctuary forum to escape weirdos??
Literally LOL'd.
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Literally LOL'd.
Sadly, it was said in all seriousness.
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Old 02-05-2016, 11:25 PM   #3385 (permalink)
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Sadly, it was said in all seriousness.
Saddly, that's kinda why it was so funny.
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Old 02-06-2016, 05:04 AM   #3386 (permalink)
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Old 02-06-2016, 07:09 AM   #3387 (permalink)
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Tfw you look at the clock in the morning, and there's 2 hours until you have to get up.
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Tfw you look at the clock in the morning, and there's 2 hours until you have to get up.
That can either be good or bad. If you have been sleeping and you wake up to realise you can get another 2 hours in that's good. If you have insomnia and you realise that even if you get to sleep the most you'll get is 2 hours that is a ****ful feeling.
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That can either be good or bad. If you have been sleeping and you wake up to realise you can get another 2 hours in that's good. If you have insomnia and you realise that even if you get to sleep the most you'll get is 2 hours that is a ****ful feeling.
Yeah, you're right. (:
i didnt thought about it that way
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Old 02-06-2016, 11:02 AM   #3390 (permalink)
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That can either be good or bad. If you have been sleeping and you wake up to realise you can get another 2 hours in that's good. If you have insomnia and you realise that even if you get to sleep the most you'll get is 2 hours that is a ****ful feeling.
Especially if you're a heavy sleeper and you're just starting to feel tired, but you know there's little to no chance you'll be able to wake up after two hours of sleep, so you just have to suck it up and miss a whole night of sleep just so you don't get fired from work.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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