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Old 02-19-2016, 05:45 PM   #3481 (permalink)
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TFW you do something reckless and irresponsible like picking a fork up off of the ground and you throw out your back. Serves me right, what was I thinking?
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Old 02-19-2016, 06:36 PM   #3482 (permalink)
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TFW you do something reckless and irresponsible like picking a fork up off of the ground and you throw out your back. Serves me right, what was I thinking?
How old are you again?

TFW you were up for 26 hours straight, slept for 4 hours, and have had a couple of drinks in the meantime...

More slinky black dress Roxy photos!!!!!! Stat!
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Old 02-19-2016, 06:40 PM   #3483 (permalink)
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I'm 21 and too tall.
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Old 02-19-2016, 07:16 PM   #3484 (permalink)
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You know you're 40 when you put your back out getting out of bed.
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Old 02-19-2016, 07:58 PM   #3485 (permalink)
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You know you're 40 when you put your back out getting out of bed.
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Old 02-20-2016, 08:10 PM   #3486 (permalink)
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TFW you innocuously wipe an eyelash out of your eye... Only to be abruptly reminded of the jalapeños you just chopped up to go with those delicious enchiladas you made...

TFW when your husband is torn between mocking your fail, and praising your texmex cuisine prowess.
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Old 02-20-2016, 08:16 PM   #3487 (permalink)
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Just be glad that you didn't have to hold your dick for a piss.
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Old 02-20-2016, 09:09 PM   #3488 (permalink)
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Tfw you bust yo ass on the dance floor and stand up like you meant to do that....
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 02-21-2016, 01:21 AM   #3489 (permalink)
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Tfw you find the wifi sweet spot and have to stand in the parking lot in freezing temperatures waiting for youtube albums to download
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