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Old 02-29-2016, 08:30 PM   #3561 (permalink)
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You're overcomplicating things. If you only want to sleep with her, compliment her. If you want to be in a relationship with her, just be straight up with her. It's that simple.
Don't listen to her. She's the enemy. A woman is just going to give you false intelligence to further her own agenda.
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Old 03-01-2016, 06:52 AM   #3562 (permalink)
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TFW when men consider the phrase "still kinda hot" a compliment.
She's almost fifty. Believe me, it's a compliment.
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Old 03-01-2016, 08:34 AM   #3563 (permalink)
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Don't listen to her. She's the enemy. A woman is just going to give you false intelligence to further her own agenda.
Actually, I don't collectively self-identify... it's not the feline way.

But everyone is free to turn a blind eye to my advice and continue to not get laid.
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Old 03-01-2016, 08:40 AM   #3564 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2016, 08:43 AM   #3565 (permalink)
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I get that a lot.
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Old 03-01-2016, 08:47 AM   #3566 (permalink)
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I get that a lot.
Well, you're a woman, so you'll be getting those until you're about 50.
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Old 03-01-2016, 09:01 AM   #3567 (permalink)
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Well, you're a woman, so you'll be getting those until you're about 50.
Is there some secret conspiracy to end my life at 50??
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Old 03-01-2016, 09:13 AM   #3568 (permalink)
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Not that I'm aware of.

Spoiler for it's always funnier when you have to explain the "joke":


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Old 03-01-2016, 09:21 AM   #3569 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2016, 09:23 AM   #3570 (permalink)
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Not that I'm aware of.

Spoiler for it's always funnier when you have to explain the "joke":


To be fair, it could have been interpreted either way. Although I must admit, the intended joke was much funnier than the inferred one... I have decided that you shall live another day, due to my increased amusement.
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