That feeling when...

Zhanteimi · 07-11-2016, 12:55 AM

TFW you secretly slip Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage onto your daughter's mp3 player before she gets on an international flight.

She's heard it once before, and it made quite an impression, so I hope she's pleased to see it on there.

Plankton · 07-11-2016, 12:53 PM

Tfw you're in the middle of the first song of a 10 song set, and you suddenly feel the Enchilada Suiza you had for lunch trying to exit your body.

DwnWthVwls · 07-11-2016, 01:25 PM

Did you make it or fergie ur shorts?

Plankton · 07-11-2016, 03:59 PM

I carefully managed to finish the song, then told the crowd I was taking a 5 minute break. First time that's ever happened.

Blank. · 07-11-2016, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I carefully managed to finish the song, then told the crowd I was taking a 5 minute break. First time that's ever happened.

Sounds like a shitty performance...

I am just full of bad jokes today..

**Janszoon** · 07-11-2016, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I carefully managed to finish the song, then told the crowd I was taking a 5 minute break. First time that's ever happened.

This reminds me of the time when I saw Mr. Bungle and Mike Patton apologized for being late by explaining that Boston Chicken had given him diarrhea.

Plankton · 07-12-2016, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

This reminds me of the time when I saw Mr. Bungle and Mike Patton apologized for being late by explaining that Boston Chicken had given him diarrhea.

Just might be the inspiration for his misuse of exclamation on FNM's cover of Easy.

~~ChelseaDagger~~ · 07-12-2016, 12:41 PM

TFW your toddler takes a giant wet poop all over someone else's nice carpet.

The Batlord · 07-12-2016, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

TFW your toddler takes a giant wet poop all over someone else's nice carpet.

Coulda been your carpet.

Plankton · 07-11-2016, 04:03 PM

Shitty situation.

Try the lobster...

07-11-2016, 12:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	TFW you secretly slip Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage onto your daughter's mp3 player before she gets on an international flight. She's heard it once before, and it made quite an impression, so I hope she's pleased to see it on there. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Tfw you're in the middle of the first song of a 10 song set, and you suddenly feel the Enchilada Suiza you had for lunch trying to exit your body. __________________ See location...

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I carefully managed to finish the song, then told the crowd I was taking a 5 minute break. First time that's ever happened. __________________ See location...

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Shitty situation. Try the lobster... __________________ See location...

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