>mfw customers need to get a life

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Who needs help at a thrift store?

Customers are the worst. But they are the reason you get paid so I forgive them.

You're one of those people, huh? Why on Earth should I feel any gratitude to them? They're not there to help me out any more than I'm working for minimum wage because of my love of providing prompt and polite service. They're there for whatever product they are there to buy and I am the obstacle they must overcome to get it, while they are the obstacle I must overcome to get my beer money. Customers and employees are enemies, and don't you ever forget it. It may be a Cold War most of the time, but when battle is joined you mustn't let pity or mercy cause you to hesitate. Kill the vermin. Kill them all.

Customers and employees aren't enemies unless you're bad at being both ok see you guys around

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All the chicks at my work get so stressed about customers and I'm just like dude... they don't know everything about these products like you, as a person who works here, does. They aren't stupid, just uninformed. And people are allowed to change their minds upon hearing the final price.

Employees and customers need to follow one rule and all is well.

Don't be a prick.

I've had horrible experiences on both sides of the fence and it always ends up being horrible because the other person was a huge twat.

The Dark, Bedazzled Crown of Nihilism has been passed to a more deserving misanthrope. Bow down before your new god, woman!

Sounds like you're pretty into it. You should try caring less about this tangible world.

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I care only about what I can take from others.