at least batlord gets it.

TFW you're outnumbered by chicks who all have their periods synced up

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Leave a giant bottle of Midol on the kitchen counter and leave for the day.

So you can't make up an excuse to get off the phone or simple say goodbye cause it feels bad, but you don't mind using him to hear good things about urself until you get bored?

You're a winner.

Free lubricant. Take advantage of that, man.

This deserves to be sigged.

tfw your editor emails you at 1030pm to tell you a change that needs to be made to an article that you already made two days ago and resubmitted.

Oi.

At least my "Worst Pumpkin Spice Food Ideas" topic got approved. Going to enjoy writing this one and pissing off all the white girls.

Pumpkin spice is just and awful flavor.

At first I hated it for like the hipster reasoning of like "oh only basic girls like it" blah blah blah.

But no, I just don't like the taste of the flavor. I also don't like pumpkin pie either. I prefer sweet potato pie because it is far superior in taste.

^have you ever had sweet potato fries? They're really good.

That's the only thing I dislike related to sweet potato is sweet potato fries. I constantly try them but I'm always reminded why I don't like them.