Have you tried, like, not living with your mother?

I'd still probably end up with a roommate who'd want to take long showers after I just went to Taco Bell.

Go in her bedroom, make sure all the windows are closed, lay a towel by the door, rip a few huge ones, and then leave. She'll never hog the bathroom again.

Might as well shit on her bed too.

You should always take the extra step.

OMG it's open! Aaaahhhhh... that's better.

tfw when your ex calls you and flirts with you for like 45 minutes straight and you want nothing more than for them to hang up and **** off already :-)

You ever try hanging up on them??

i can't do it :-(

It's not hard. Just press the "End" button.