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A good pumpkin pie > A good sweet potato pie.

You're a damn fool if you think otherwise. Unless of course you're from the deep south, in which case you're forgiven.

Yeah, your tastebuds are a bunch of dumbasses.

This is correct.

You realize just how ****ing terrible of a parent your mother is so you change her name to Life Insurance Money on your contacts.

Lol I love you.

God, Yankees are tasteless retards.

TFW you get home from work around 11:30 am, fall asleep shortly after, wake up around 7 pm, and then decide to while away the wee hours of the morning with booze since you know you're never getting back to sleep.

I'm an adult.

TFW you drink alone at the beach with your back towards society listening to your own music and still just not giving a flying fvcking shjt while the voices in your head make you sick and want to vomit.

Everyone is insane. The ones who get labeled as such are just the ones who don't realize that yet or do and aren't equipped to handle that fact for what it is. I inflict you with my disease for you are the ones who gave it to me. Amen. Upon everyone I wish a hurried death.

I can see that picture vividly. Mad respect for you man, we share similar nihilistic outlooks.

Don't respect me. At this point idk if demons are surfacing from the underworld and shooting me up in the foot, leg, knee cap, and belly or not. A friend told me they saw a 40yo version of me recently. If I don't find some very compassionate rishbish to take care of me soon, idt I'll live that long. Alternatively, the bottle of wine I drank is making me melodramatic.