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What's 'carded'?
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*gets beer and asks for cigarettes* "ID?" |
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TFW you know there's a spider under your bed but you can't find it.
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TFW you have less than $5 in your account till tomorrow but you want weed and more booze and you also don't have a car and **** all the **** that isn't you getting weed and more booze. My god am I not an adult don't tell Plankton.
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Invest it and turn 5 dollars into 500 DOLLARS!!!
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lol
Tfw it's your 51st birthday and some random dude you jammed with years ago calls you to ask if you'd like to join his band. |
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