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Old 05-02-2017, 07:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Maybe by things to do he meant make a porn playlist to watch and set up obstacles to get to the tissues and lube.
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Old 05-05-2017, 04:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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TFW you drive your car, enjoying some kick-ass grindcore and your favourite track is coming up and you prepare to rock out and it starts but is slowed down several times for some reason and sounds like some weird-ass ambient doom.
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Old 05-09-2017, 01:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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TFW you write an exam and realize a few hours later that you completely ****ed up one question that should have been basic.
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Old 05-09-2017, 06:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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TFW you put your food through a toaster oven twice before realizing that it's not plugged in and the timer runs on its own.
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I read that as "foot" first and the entire post made way less sense.
Weirdly enough, I read it as "head", which is way more stupid but twice as funny if you visualise it.
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TFW you're about to get stoned as **** and leave yourself a bunch of things to do to keep your attention occupied for the next couple hours.
For a moment I thought that was going to be a really bad taste comment on Sharia law!
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TFW you drive your car, enjoying some kick-ass grindcore and your favourite track is coming up and you prepare to rock out and it starts but is slowed down several times for some reason and sounds like some weird-ass ambient doom.
Your car sounds like weird-ass ambient doom? Cool.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to state how happy I am that my little thread, whose very purpose some did not even see at the beginning, has been so successful, with six figures in views and almost 5000 posts! Go me!
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Old 05-17-2017, 05:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2017, 06:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2017, 08:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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TFW you eat a bunch of Swedish meatballs and it makes you wasted.
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Cut them with some Turbo if you wanna get really fucked up.
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Old 05-17-2017, 07:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I really don't like knowing you go to a college that gives you that good of grades.

*fears for future America*
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Old 05-17-2017, 09:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yup i remember those classes. I dont see it changing much considering your major and how low the bar is set for critical thinking and concise writing in the US, unless you go to a realy good 4 year school. I have a friend that just graduated with a poli sci degree from Seton Hall, which is a good college, and her course work was kind of a joke.
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