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Old 04-07-2017, 07:24 PM   #4751 (permalink)
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Tfw you are lying on the sofa and your cat jumps up to lie with you and does that thing with his paws where they knead and squashes your bollocks
If he were declawed this story would have had a much happier ending nawmsayin?
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Old 04-07-2017, 07:25 PM   #4752 (permalink)
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He doesn't claw me when he does it.
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Old 04-07-2017, 07:27 PM   #4753 (permalink)
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He does this often? That little freak.
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Old 04-07-2017, 07:31 PM   #4754 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2017, 12:13 AM   #4755 (permalink)
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... you get out of the hospital. You feel bad for all the others still waiting to be seen, but hey, you're out!

... you snag the last CD/book/dress/ipad/pairof shoes/whatever in the shop

... the bus driver says "Next three only!" and you're the third person in line

... It's pissing rain and you have the day off work

... a show comes back on the TV you haven't seen in years

... your favourite band announce they're only playing a few dates, and your town is one of them!

... the bill arrives and it's MUCH less than you expected

... the bank makes an error in your favour

... you hear THE best album of the year

... you discover your new favourite band

... you're sure you bought something you really wanted/needed but can't find it, but then it's right at the bottom of the bag

... something long lost turns up

... the annoying canvasser/surveyor at your door turns out to be really cute

... your pet, who you thought was really sick, turns out not to be after all
as much of a cynical ass hole as I am, I have felt the majority of these, I think...And you are awesome.
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Old 04-08-2017, 12:14 AM   #4756 (permalink)
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...you jerk off and the shame of cyberin in a lesbian chat room with a fake profile fills your feels with shame and guilt
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 04-08-2017, 12:46 AM   #4757 (permalink)
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TFW Batman Day happened a month ago and you didn't even know.
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Old 04-08-2017, 12:48 AM   #4758 (permalink)
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TFW it's national beer day in the states and batty was sober.
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Old 04-08-2017, 12:51 AM   #4759 (permalink)
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gaaaaaayyyyyy
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Old 04-08-2017, 12:52 AM   #4760 (permalink)
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seriously though...the batlord is not that cool..is she?
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