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Old 12-15-2017, 10:03 PM   #5751 (permalink)
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yuck, that shiit is the worst. I had something similar happen to me. I got done cutting the grass one hot, sunny, summer day. All I wanted was a bottle water. Dipped into the fridge and grabbed the first water bottle I saw (half full). It wasn't water.

I was young at the time. Too young to even be sneaking alcohol from my parents liquor cabinet, so the taste immediately made me throw up.

I've been an alcoholic ever since.
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Old 12-15-2017, 11:24 PM   #5752 (permalink)
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TFW you're hurt/sick, and all you can think about is how you took for granted when you felt not hurt/sick. That's the boat I'm in right now.
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Old 12-16-2017, 06:30 AM   #5753 (permalink)
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I mixed in Quik with alcoholic egg nog by accident once (thought it was milk). I was wondering why I was feeling so woosy.
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:12 AM   #5754 (permalink)
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TFW you pick a really nice booger at work and want to eat it but there's a camera right there so you just flick it onto the floor.
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:16 AM   #5755 (permalink)
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TFW you pick a really nice booger at work and want to eat it but there's a camera right there so you just flick it onto the floor.
Did you wash your hands before making food for people?

What's the dirtiest thing you've seen at work btw? I want to hear those horror stories.
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:21 AM   #5756 (permalink)
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Well, there a rumor back around 1980 that Gino's (they had a contract to make Kentucky Fried Chicken in Baltimore until KFC opened its own restaurants) cooked and served a fried rat at one of its franchises.
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:26 AM   #5757 (permalink)
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Well, there a rumor back around 1980 that Gino's (they had a contract to make Kentucky Fried Chicken in Baltimore until KFC opened its own restaurants) cooked and served a fried rat at one of its franchises.
At a KFC near me, they found faecal matter in the drinks dispenser, like where you get refills. The ice part of that.

They also found faecal matter in a curry restaurant, apparently that one was bad and it got shut down and the owner was taken to court.

Some horror stories with some take away places but tbh you know which ones to avoid. Anything that doesn't specialise in one type of food is a no for me.
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:32 AM   #5758 (permalink)
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I use to work restaurant. The worst I saw happen was a fellow cook dropped a scoop of ice cream onto the floor, and he picked it back up, rubbed the dirt off the best he could, and put it back in the bowl. The only reason he went out of his way to do that was because apparently this customer was horrendous.

We had the occasional wing **** up. In the middle of a rush, the fry cook would toss the wings in the wrong sauce, so instead of starting over, he would wash them off with water, dip them in the fryer in and out a few times, then toss the wings in the correct wing sauce.
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I use to work restaurant. The worst I saw happen was a fellow cook dropped a scoop of ice cream onto the floor, and he picked it back up, rubbed the dirt off the best he could, and put it back in the bowl. The only reason he went out of his way to do that was because apparently this customer was horrendous.

We had the occasional wing **** up. In the middle of a rush, the fry cook would toss the wings in the wrong sauce, so instead of starting over, he would wash them off with water, dip them in the fryer in and out a few times, then toss the wings in the correct wing sauce.
Not too bad then.

I would eat a washed wing.
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:38 AM   #5760 (permalink)
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Someone who may or may not be me once put a pube in some douchebag's sandwich, but I'm really the only filthy **** who lives up to restaurant horror story hype. It's way tamer than you'd think. We just want to get you the hell out and ****ing with your food takes extra time.
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