Frownland's theory on how no one reads the ad copy was proven correct.

tow you've been working on a guitar riff for months, never being able to get the last part down right, and then finally you get it right and realize. ****. I didn't hit record. the tears. the tears, my friends. the tears.

TFW college classes start tomorrow.

TFW the power goes out and now your alarm clock is dead and you have to be up at 4:30am. Thank god for phone alarms.

That's when you wake up at 530 and get a refreshing energy boost along with it.

Srsly waking up cause you have to is the worst thing that happens to people on earth. If Hitler could have slept in everyday then there are 6 million Jews who'd be thankful.

TFW you KNOW the little ****er is there, waiting to buzz past you as soon as you sit down, but those ****ing bluebottles and flies are crafty bastards. Standing like a knob with a cloth or towel, slashing wildly at the air every time you think you see it....

TFW you're driving and a bee flies through the window, right inside your shirt and immediately stings you.
Just glad I didn't swerve too much so nothing happened.

Glad yer ok.

I'll see your bee and raise you a:

Tfw your GF sees a spider in the car and starts screaming and try's crawling in your lap trying to get out the drivers side door... as you're driving down the road doing 40 mph.

Damn.
That's one nervous GF.