You close your eyes and see red.

I hate sour coffee.

tfw someone messages you first but then takes hours to respond.

That annoys me, A LOT^

Unless, it's something that doesn't require a conversation, than it's okay.

TFW Last.FM tells you that you've never scrobbled Madonna's Confessions on a Dance Floor when you know for a fact that this is bull****. Literally just flipped off my computer.

Grabbed lunch at McDonald's, the manager approached and asked if I had a job. I said unless they really are paying 15 an hour now with weekends and holidays off, I'm taken.

You know you dress like a homeless person when....

when a McDonald's manager asks if you have a job. :D

You bomb a cracked up rubble studded dented hill with metal ****ing construction plates and broken glass everywhere from busted car windows on a junker skateboard and hit a patch of sand three quarters of the way down. I don't know how I landed on my feet but did so about two yards from the sand patch.



So
Lower Haight


The **** else ya got?

TFW you realize the reason you don't really know what Snapchat is just might be because you're 30-****ing-years-old.


http://assets1.ignimgs.com/2017/01/1...82792_400w.jpg

or because its 2017 and you still have a flip phone