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Old 11-04-2017, 05:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A literal retarded person with a hand puppet of a dog wearing bunny ears. It was magical.
Golden. Was the puppet retarded too?
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Old 11-04-2017, 11:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Golden. Was the puppet retarded too?
A hand puppet is presumably as intelligent as its operator.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-06-2017, 02:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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TFW when something takes an hour longer than it should because you have to keep explaining basic **** to a nitwit who unsolicitedly volunteered their services.
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Old 11-08-2017, 01:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2017, 01:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 11-08-2017, 02:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i frequently spend 2 hrs fiddling
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It's not everyday someone can win an argument decisively but it happened for me once.

Dude posited that "Nero literally fiddled while Rome burned"

But of course the fiddle wasn't invented until the 16th century...

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But they weren't talking about that kind of fiddle...
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Old 11-08-2017, 06:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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tfw your dad has been in jail and still has two months left, and your mom is having an affair

she said one day that she found some "sick and disturbing things" on his phone and hasn't talked to him since. That was none of my business so even if there were no details I still would rather have not heard it, because that's when the whackness took full hold.

we got 2 letters from him today today, one from oct 24th and the other written yesterday. And that's even less of my business and I probably shouldn't have but before I knew it I was reading them, and it was the most heartfelt thing I've ever read.

I'll always talk about him sucking and otherwise being mental and down right out of control, and how it doesn't mean anything, but I just knew those words were 100% genuine
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Old 11-08-2017, 07:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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tfw your dad has been in jail and still has two months left, and your mom is having an affair

she said one day that she found some "sick and disturbing things" on his phone and hasn't talked to him since. That was none of my business so even if there were no details I still would rather have not heard it, because that's when the whackness took full hold.

we got 2 letters from him today today, one from oct 24th and the other written yesterday. And that's even less of my business and I probably shouldn't have but before I knew it I was reading them, and it was the most heartfelt thing I've ever read.

I'll always talk about him sucking and otherwise being mental and down right out of control, and how it doesn't mean anything, but I just knew those words were 100% genuine
Man, good luck with that ****. "Sick and disturbing" can mean a lot of things to a lot of different people, and clearly the first thing you think is pedophilia, but that's just a knee jerk reaction that might mean absolutely nothing. He might just be a furry or something. My thoughts and prayers go to anyone who can go **** themselves, but do good, dude.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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I figured that it could only be something sexual or violent or both, cuz I really couldn't think of anything disturbing that wouldn't at least be slightly under one of those umbrellas

but from the letters I could at least deduct that he's not raping and torturing and eating children
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Old 11-08-2017, 07:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I figured that it could only be something sexual or violent or both, cuz I really couldn't think of anything disturbing that wouldn't at least be slightly under one of those umbrellas

but from the letters I could at least deduct that he's not raping and torturing and eating children
Good luck with your dad who masturbates to My Little Pony.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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