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Old 09-20-2017, 10:49 AM   #5411 (permalink)
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...your friend asks you to go to a website and vote for his daughter for Miss Idaho.
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Old 09-20-2017, 12:57 PM   #5412 (permalink)
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...your friend asks you to go to a website and vote for his daughter for Miss Idaho.
I'd vote for her. You got a chip on your shoulder or something, Plankton?
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Old 09-20-2017, 01:08 PM   #5413 (permalink)
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I'd vote for her. You got a chip on your shoulder or something, Plankton?
I the ho.

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Old 09-20-2017, 06:00 PM   #5414 (permalink)
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TFW you have to explain how to highlight text on a computer to someone who doesn't know how to use a computer. Over the phone.
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Old 09-20-2017, 06:06 PM   #5415 (permalink)
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TFW you have to explain how to highlight text on a computer to someone who doesn't know how to use a computer. Over the phone.
"A MOUSE??? How the **** am I supposed to catch a MOUSE?"
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Old 09-21-2017, 05:48 AM   #5416 (permalink)
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TFW you have to explain how to highlight text on a computer to someone who doesn't know how to use a computer. Over the phone.
^ But you promised me you wouldn't tell anyone !! +
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Old 09-21-2017, 10:44 PM   #5417 (permalink)
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I worked at Geek Squad don't even bitch about that stuff to me. I have funny stories.
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Old 09-21-2017, 10:48 PM   #5418 (permalink)
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TFW you are talking to someone and they don't know what personal space is. You back up and they move forward even more to talk to you in your face and have their spittle hit you in the face.
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Old 09-21-2017, 10:59 PM   #5419 (permalink)
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@Lucem Spill.

I've had to explain how to right click before too, but that didn't take 15 minutes like the highlighting ordeal did. Do they train you guys out the ass for that ****? I work with old people and word has gotten around that I understand computlers, so I could use all the tips I could get for communicating this nonsense tbh.
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Old 09-21-2017, 11:32 PM   #5420 (permalink)
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@Lucem Spill.

I've had to explain how to right click before too, but that didn't take 15 minutes like the highlighting ordeal did. Do they train you guys out the ass for that ****? I work with old people and word has gotten around that I understand computlers, so I could use all the tips I could get for communicating this nonsense tbh.
Nope they don't. One of my coworkers literally slept behind the Pizza Hut. Because he was homeless. Old people you just have to be patient with. I got this senile lady once while in nesting and I just got remote access on her computer but she kept rambling about **** and couldn't tell me what's wrong. My supervisor came to tell me I was taking too long so I randomly gave her the closing dialog. "Is there anything else I can do for you?" and she went with it and thanked me like I actually did something. It was hilarious. Me and the my supervisor both started laughing our asses off.
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