TFW you think that basic human decency should be like insurance where it doesn't cover every eventuality, so that when you're at work and you see a retard with a hand puppet you can laugh like a psychopath and nobody acts like you're a bad person.

Is this some sort of euphemism?

A literal retarded person with a hand puppet of a dog wearing bunny ears. It was magical.

Golden. Was the puppet retarded too? :laughing:

A hand puppet is presumably as intelligent as its operator.

Often moreso.

TFW when something takes an hour longer than it should because you have to keep explaining basic **** to a nitwit who unsolicitedly volunteered their services.

You don't have it in you.

i frequently spend 2 hrs fiddling

I didn't know you could play the violin.
But they weren't talking about that kind of fiddle... :laughing: