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Old 11-02-2017, 04:55 PM   #5601 (permalink)
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Nah, not an ear infection, but my ear piercing started bleeding like there was no tomorrow.
**** you, I was cringing at blood pouring out of your ruptured ear canal and hoping you'd be able to get the stain out of the pillow.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-02-2017, 06:01 PM   #5602 (permalink)
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Nah, not an ear infection, but my ear piercing started bleeding like there was no tomorrow.
Phew. You're lucky. Ear infection pain will make you cry like a little girl ... oh. Wait. Never mind.

Seriously though, it's the worst, and it's pain you can't relieve since it's inside your ear. You just keep stupidly pressing your hand, a pillow or anything against the side of your head in a vain hope that it might lessen the pain. It doesn't. Mine lasted about a week. Worst week of my entire life, painwise.
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Old 11-02-2017, 10:04 PM   #5603 (permalink)
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Phew. You're lucky. Ear infection pain will make you cry like a little girl ... oh. Wait. Never mind.

Seriously though, it's the worst, and it's pain you can't relieve since it's inside your ear. You just keep stupidly pressing your hand, a pillow or anything against the side of your head in a vain hope that it might lessen the pain. It doesn't. Mine lasted about a week. Worst week of my entire life, painwise.
When I was young I would always get ear infections (I don't know why). And they hurt like hell, so yeah, I'm really glad I haven't gotten any in a while.
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Old 11-03-2017, 01:56 PM   #5604 (permalink)
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TFW you think that basic human decency should be like insurance where it doesn't cover every eventuality, so that when you're at work and you see a retard with a hand puppet you can laugh like a psychopath and nobody acts like you're a bad person.
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Old 11-03-2017, 03:25 PM   #5605 (permalink)
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TFW you think that basic human decency should be like insurance where it doesn't cover every eventuality, so that when you're at work and you see a retard with a hand puppet you can laugh like a psychopath and nobody acts like you're a bad person.
Is this some sort of euphemism?
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Old 11-04-2017, 03:15 AM   #5606 (permalink)
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Is this some sort of euphemism?
A literal retarded person with a hand puppet of a dog wearing bunny ears. It was magical.
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A literal retarded person with a hand puppet of a dog wearing bunny ears. It was magical.
Golden. Was the puppet retarded too?
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Old 11-04-2017, 11:53 AM   #5608 (permalink)
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Golden. Was the puppet retarded too?
A hand puppet is presumably as intelligent as its operator.
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Old 11-04-2017, 01:20 PM   #5609 (permalink)
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A hand puppet is presumably as intelligent as its operator.
Often moreso.
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Old 11-06-2017, 02:16 PM   #5610 (permalink)
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TFW when something takes an hour longer than it should because you have to keep explaining basic **** to a nitwit who unsolicitedly volunteered their services.
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