The feeling of being banned by Vanilla for your hatred towards cats.

Sorry. Haha. I think there really cute and all but they can be really annoying and pushy. I am more of a dog person.

your tongue tickles your mouth so much you have to fake a yawn to keep uh sufff uh cuttin.

S'NOT EVEN GUDD WEEEEDD THOUGH
S"WUH GUH UN DUNN?

Well, I forgive you for thinking they are cute. I have a cat (her name is Summer) that is perfect. Like seriously she like cuddles me, let's me spoon her in bed at night, lets me get gunk out of her eyes, doesn't pester me to go outside, eats what I give her, etc.

TFW Summers fur is on your hands when you're trying to eat food lol.

Dogs can be really annoying and pushy as well. Can't say I've ever gone over to someone's house and had their cat try hump my leg or try to tackle me as I came in the door or jammed their nose repeatedly into my crotch.

When you open up your grinder just to get a little sniff of weedstank and find out there's a bunch of smokeable weed in there you apparently completely forgot the **** about.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:)

That happened to me when I moved! My roommate sold me and 8th and I ran out. Than I opened the bottom to scrape keef cause I was desperate and BAM! 2 more nugs. It was a glorious feeling.

Yeah that'll become a lot less cute when the honeymoon period is over.

When she has to pick her up by her neck because summer used her shoes as a litter box. TFW you punish your pet and feel like a dil-do.

I've never had the heart to pick a cat up by the scruff of its neck. I know it's not supposed to hurt them, but I just can't do it.