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Old 02-19-2018, 01:50 PM   #5871 (permalink)
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Honestly, that sort of thing can be quite lucrative if you can find a weird enough (and not already over-saturated) niche. I remember reading about this one lady who made a decent amount of extra income with dinosaur erotica of all things. Personally I'd go with lesbian-werewolf-cult erotica.
Lesbian werewolf cults are cool and all, but lesbian weredino book clubs are what my heart really sings for.

Tbh, I have way more fun writing romantic comedies than horror and action anyway. Famous authors love to talk shit about erotica, but it's probably insanely fun to write.
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Old 02-19-2018, 02:08 PM   #5872 (permalink)
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Lesbian werewolf cults are cool and all, but lesbian weredino book clubs are what my heart really sings for.

Tbh, I have way more fun writing romantic comedies than horror and action anyway. Famous authors love to talk shit about erotica, but it's probably insanely fun to write.
It really is, based on my experience writing Buffy/Gargoyles/Bram Stoker's Dracula (I had an intense fixation with Gary Oldman at the time; it made my mother really uncomfortable) crossover erotica when I was 13-15. It was.. .. a lot. I wish I could remember the exact plots. I can remember that it involved a Buffy/Giles/Elisa love triangle as well as a Buffy/Goliath/Gary Oldman love triangle. Oh, and Faith and Cordelia were married for some reason. I also brought back the insect lady from season 1 (because lesbian monster sex)
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Old 02-19-2018, 02:10 PM   #5873 (permalink)
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Love triangle? Sounds more like a love trapezoid.
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Old 02-19-2018, 02:24 PM   #5874 (permalink)
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It really is, based on my experience writing Buffy/Gargoyles/Bram Stoker's Dracula (I had an intense fixation with Gary Oldman at the time; it made my mother really uncomfortable) crossover erotica when I was 13-15. It was.. .. a lot. I wish I could remember the exact plots. I can remember that it involved a Buffy/Giles/Elisa love triangle as well as a Buffy/Goliath/Gary Oldman love triangle. Oh, and Faith and Cordelia were married for some reason. I also brought back the insect lady from season 1 (because lesbian monster sex)
I will not disclose which of that is weird and which is intriguing to me.
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Well, Elisa (before being erotically killed by Demona) was basically my self-insert, so the plots often became rather convoluted.

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I will not disclose which of that is weird and which is intriguing to me.
I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's the lesbian monster sex.
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Old 02-19-2018, 02:38 PM   #5877 (permalink)
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Well, Elisa (before being erotically killed by Demona) was basically my self-insert, so the plots often became rather convoluted.



I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's the lesbian monster sex.
Nothing disclosed. Nothing. But seriously BuffyxFaith is underrated.
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Nothing disclosed. Nothing. But seriously BuffyxFaith is underrated.
Buffybot x Buffy >
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Seriously though I'm sure there's at least one 100,000 word+ story about that on fanfiction.net. I swear I'm not interested.
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Nothing disclosed. Nothing. But seriously BuffyxFaith is underrated.
Oh no I completely agree. They just oozed chemistry in their scenes together. They would have balanced each other out nicely as a couple (or at least, they'd have been slightly less horribly dysfunctional than Angel/Buffy or Spike/Buffy, as much as I love Spike)



Omg the audio is so terrible
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