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Old 01-22-2018, 04:15 AM   #5871 (permalink)
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TFW you do your taxes just cause your new video game has really small text and your old, pre-digital TV makes the text literally impossible to read and you want to buy a new one.

Also TFW Trump didn't **** you in the ass by getting rid of the EIC.
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Old 01-23-2018, 07:18 PM   #5872 (permalink)
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Tfw your bf texts you "let's do dinner and movie tonight" and you're looking forward to it all day and then you get home and he's like "so what should I get from the store, can you make meatloaf?" and by movie he means whatever we find on Amazon video.
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Old 01-23-2018, 07:27 PM   #5873 (permalink)
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Tfw your bf texts you "let's do dinner and movie tonight" and you're looking forward to it all day and then you get home and he's like "so what should I get from the store, can you make meatloaf?" and by movie he means whatever we find on Amazon video.
Tell him to **** off, you're going for Mexican and an actual movie theater or he gets to jerk his own dick.
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Old 01-23-2018, 07:31 PM   #5874 (permalink)
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Tell him to **** off, you're going for Mexican and an actual movie theater or he gets to jerk his own dick.
Seriously. And meatloaf ffs the old bastard.
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Old 01-23-2018, 07:47 PM   #5875 (permalink)
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Seriously. And meatloaf ffs the old bastard.
I don't care how cool I am with Netflix and chill, we are not ****ing eating meatloaf. Nobody is eating meatloaf. Meatloaf can go **** the Queen of England.
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Old 01-23-2018, 09:35 PM   #5876 (permalink)
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Meatloaf...Batlord...bat out of hell...[joke pending]
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Old 01-24-2018, 03:09 AM   #5877 (permalink)
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Batlord would do anything for love, but he wouldn't eat meatloaf.
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Old 01-24-2018, 05:00 AM   #5878 (permalink)
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TFW you wake to find Cyndy (the family friend you were catsitting for) helping herself to coffee in the kitchen because you forgot your house key and, after she's finished giving you the morning report, she starts asking why you don't have children or a husband and that "Time's running out!" (Am I dying and not aware of it..?) and that I should be thankful for my "good birthing hips!" as if that alone should motivate me to squeeze out some kids for no particular reason.

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Tfw your bf texts you "let's do dinner and movie tonight" and you're looking forward to it all day and then you get home and he's like "so what should I get from the store, can you make meatloaf?" and by movie he means whatever we find on Amazon video.
Why do they all do this kind of thing? How does eating meatloaf in the dark while watching TV sound like a fun and sexy time to anyone?


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Old 01-24-2018, 11:21 AM   #5879 (permalink)
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At least order a ****ing pizza or Chinese food or something.
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At least order a ****ing pizza or Chinese food or something.
The only reason I stopped eating for a while is because of the ephedrine in all the Primatene I was taking daily for my horrendous sinus infection. Killed my appetite completely. (I could destroy a chinese food buffet right now though)
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