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Old 09-14-2018, 10:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How would you word that so that it was properly insulting without trying too hard?
"Here's the number of someone who I think can help with your situation."

Only works if they follow through and call though.
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"Here's the number of someone who I think can help with your situation."

Only works if they follow through and call though.
If you can find the number to a still existing freak show then it would be even better.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I could do a plastic surgeon but in SD they'd probably think it was real advice.
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Tell them to body surf in the LA river. That'll get their face good.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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TFW you eat food when you want to eat food.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Thing is they're not even unattractive, they're just dumb and self-conscious.
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Old 09-14-2018, 11:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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TFW there's a hurricane coming and you got off work so early that your beer is running out and it's 1PM and **** it I guess you gotta go back out for more (but seriously the storm is a bitch right now and there isn't even any rain or ****). Be seein' ya'll in the next life with a brand new six-pack.
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Old 09-14-2018, 11:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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TFW there's a hurricane coming and you got off work so early that your beer is running out and it's 1PM and **** it I guess you gotta go back out for more (but seriously the storm is a bitch right now and there isn't even any rain or ****). Be seein' ya'll in the next life with a brand new six-pack.
good luck on the weight loss man.
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Probably should grab 2 my dude.
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Old 09-14-2018, 11:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Back and let's make this happen. If we were a posse irl we'd be about to jump off a bridge with a bitchass cameraman with no balls.
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