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Old 03-23-2018, 04:01 PM   #5911 (permalink)
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^ seriously. when i dumped my ex he was like "but i was gonna give you babies" and i literally gagged
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Old 03-23-2018, 04:43 PM   #5912 (permalink)
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TFW a girl at work who isn't trying to have any more kids but gets pregnant anyway and isn't into that abortion lifestyle but omg the jokes just keep coming. And yeah, Maury got brought out.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-23-2018, 06:06 PM   #5913 (permalink)
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^ seriously. when i dumped my ex he was like "but i was gonna give you babies" and i literally gagged
You would probably have needed to check where he was getting them from, though.
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Old 03-24-2018, 06:41 PM   #5914 (permalink)
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Tfw you cannot even walk one mile to run an errand (or just, y'know, enjoy a sunset or something) without being harassed twice and having an anxiety attack behind a Hobby Lobby as a result
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Old 03-24-2018, 07:37 PM   #5915 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2018, 07:47 PM   #5916 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2018, 03:35 AM   #5917 (permalink)
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TFW:

You're making toast in your new toaster/toaster oven thingy, and suddenly realize that you've been stashing your bag of weed in the oven section.

Was able to salvage about 90% of it.

Toast was killer for what it's worth.
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:11 AM   #5918 (permalink)
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TFW you pick a really gnarly booger, marvel at its fractal structure, eat it, but then you realize there's a nose hair in it. Gross.
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:13 AM   #5919 (permalink)
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i...is.... are... joking?
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Old 03-25-2018, 11:19 AM   #5920 (permalink)
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Compared to some of the stuff he's posted, this is fine dining.
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