Ideal shower conditions:

-No light on, only lamp light/candle
-A storm outside
-Rebekah Del Rio's "Llorando" blaring on repeat
-A bathtub large enough to comfortably lie down in so that you can contemplate your latest life failures while scalding yourself for an hour

Laying down in the shower is incredibly underrated.

Cold af.

Yessssssssssssss do you pretend you're in a waterfall too?

Laying down what or whom?

Mad at myself for not catching that.

Hygienic operatives are still somewhat imperative...

tfw it’s inventory day and you should be at home drinking too much coffee and playing far cry 5 but instead you’re working

TFW you drunkenly fall asleep listening to Lustmord and now your hangover has a distinctly lovecraftian vibe.