TFW you're watching porn and jerking it and the girl starts calling the dude daddy.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/ed84...itemid=5025947

tfw you send one of them horror autocorrect messages you see when people have sent embarrassing things to family members.

So long as your mother reciprocated then it's still sexy.

TFW you touch your dick after chopping habaneros.

Tfw when someone re-purposes a meme you used not but a fortnight minus 13 days and a few hours ago. That's some good coincidental regurgitation.

TFW you spot that you wrote "there" instead of "their" on an article that's been posted for several months.

*commits seppuku*

Show me. Wear is this atrocity?

TFW you post a hot diss and then see the thread's been updated but it was TH who responded.

TFW your fart reaks so bad that you trap it in a chair cushion and your ass can smell it.

Any of you ever feel like you might've figured out too many things?


Maybe I'm just arrogant and don't actually have a clue at all but lately I've been kicking myself for not heeding the advice of others and having pursued every possible solution instead of just chillin and not giving AF like the rest of the world seems to.