I hate morning showers. Showers are awesome after a long day of filthy work.

Gross.

Being a newly crowned bachelor living in a van down by the river, and pretty much having no job or social life at the moment, I shower maybe every 3-4 days. (I do freshen up daily so hold back on the revulsion).

Took a nice long hot one this morning.

Beyond words.

(also did laundry)

Life = good.

Ideal shower conditions:

-No light on, only lamp light/candle
-A storm outside
-Rebekah Del Rio's "Llorando" blaring on repeat
-A bathtub large enough to comfortably lie down in so that you can contemplate your latest life failures while scalding yourself for an hour

Laying down in the shower is incredibly underrated.

Cold af.

Yessssssssssssss do you pretend you're in a waterfall too?

Laying down what or whom?

Mad at myself for not catching that.