I knew the truth. But succincted it.

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What did you do to my post that only "But" is capitalized?

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TFW you get home after work and ask yourself, "Should I take a shower or just collapse into bed and spend the next 4-6 hours marinating in my own filth?"

I shower 2 to 6 times a day.

I hate morning showers. Showers are awesome after a long day of filthy work.

Gross.

Being a newly crowned bachelor living in a van down by the river, and pretty much having no job or social life at the moment, I shower maybe every 3-4 days. (I do freshen up daily so hold back on the revulsion).

Took a nice long hot one this morning.

Beyond words.

(also did laundry)

Life = good.