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05-26-2019, 04:17 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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TFW you have a cough, or a burp, or a hiccup, or a SOMETHING that "jiggers" your throat and at the very first instant you realize that a small amount of stomach acid is about to be flung up your esophagus and leave your throat burning for the next five minutes unless you can immediately stop the cough/burp/hiccup/SOMETHING... you almost stop it... but it just makes the inevitable more tragic and tasting of whatever the **** stomach acid tastes like.
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05-26-2019, 04:19 PM
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one-balled nipple jockey
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Bile, isn’t it?
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05-26-2019, 04:28 PM
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I thought bile was somehow different.
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05-26-2019, 04:34 PM
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It’s sour
It’s like when you dry heave so hard they get wet again
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05-26-2019, 04:57 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Then yeah bile.
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06-04-2019, 02:17 PM
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Fck Ths Thngs
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TFW you wish you had a shitty car to deliberately run into the stupid motherfucker who thinks he's entitled to cutting you off because he's first in line and making a left at the light.
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06-04-2019, 03:39 PM
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one-balled nipple jockey
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If he’s already first in line how can he cut you off?
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06-04-2019, 03:56 PM
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He was in the right lane?
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06-04-2019, 05:04 PM
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I was across from him and not making a turn.. you dont get the right of way at a light if ur making a left and the opposite side is going straight, unless there is a turn signal light, which there isn't.
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06-04-2019, 05:10 PM
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As long as everyone made it home it’s all good.
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