That feeling when...

Plankton · 06-24-2019, 10:58 AM

I am not a smart man. Jennay.

**Frownland** · 07-10-2019, 03:34 PM

TFW you send an email to a couple thousand clients with the word "sweepsteaks" in the subject line.

The Batlord · 07-10-2019, 03:42 PM

You need to clean your meat.

DwnWthVwls · 07-10-2019, 04:04 PM

Lol

DwnWthVwls · 07-15-2019, 05:47 PM

TFW 7L and Kendra Morris..

The Batlord · 07-21-2019, 05:06 PM

TFW a creamy turd can't quite clear your ******* so it just becomes a wiping problem.

OccultHawk · 07-21-2019, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

TFW a creamy turd can't quite clear your ******* so it just becomes a wiping problem.

Start soft and easy so it doesn’t spread too much.

DwnWthVwls · 07-22-2019, 05:05 AM

Yeah man.. you gotta simultaneously attack from the balls and the uppercrack..

Plankton · 07-22-2019, 11:30 AM

...your good friend's sister, who was also a good friend of yours passes. She had been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer a couple of years ago, and she finally passed peacefully in her sleep this morning. She left behind 2 boys, one autistic and one a Chemical Engineer, and a husband who would have given her the world if she'd have asked for it.

I was playing a round of disc golf when I got a text yesterday that she might not make it through the night. I kept it to myself and went on with the round, only to have the rain wash us out after a few more holes. I went home and waited. Nothing. I went to bed and got up and came to work, where I remembered to check my phone and there it was. I didn't want to read it. This was a person who had opened up her home multiple times for many, many people, did volunteer work on a daily basis, and took in more stray animals than anyone I've ever met. She was a year younger than me.

She also never smoked a day in her life.

R.I.P. my friend.

WWWP · 07-22-2019, 02:50 PM

Damn if that isnt always the way.

Sorry for your loss plank.

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07-22-2019, 11:30 AM	#6559 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	...your good friend's sister, who was also a good friend of yours passes. She had been diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer a couple of years ago, and she finally passed peacefully in her sleep this morning. She left behind 2 boys, one autistic and one a Chemical Engineer, and a husband who would have given her the world if she'd have asked for it. I was playing a round of disc golf when I got a text yesterday that she might not make it through the night. I kept it to myself and went on with the round, only to have the rain wash us out after a few more holes. I went home and waited. Nothing. I went to bed and got up and came to work, where I remembered to check my phone and there it was. I didn't want to read it. This was a person who had opened up her home multiple times for many, many people, did volunteer work on a daily basis, and took in more stray animals than anyone I've ever met. She was a year younger than me. She also never smoked a day in her life. R.I.P. my friend. __________________ See location...