The Batlord

TFW you think you're spitting up blood but it's just Fruity Pebbles.

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Key

This is the manliest post I've ever read.

Chula Vista

TFW you think your throwing up coffee grounds but it's just blood.

(got so violently sick years back that I ruptured a capillary in my esophagus, which can actually kill you if left untreated)

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Frownland

Go to the doctor/hospital ASAP dude.

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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.

Key

I think he's going tomorrow. That's what I read in the Your Day thread anyway.

Batman

TFW you can't remember if you forgot to brush your teeth but remembered to jerk off last night.

Key

Tip: Breathe on your hand and smell it. If it smells bad, you need to brush. It's even more effective if you lick your wrist and smell it.

The Batlord

And if your hand smells like *** then you should wash your hands.

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Chula Vista

Went to the emergency room. Like I said, it was years ago. Spent a couple of hours there getting IVs and all kinds of blood work and tests and then my PCP put me on some meds and a strict diet for a while - nothing acidic, just very bland stuff. No dairy. Nothing that required lots of chewing before going down, etc.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Key

I'd imagine washing your hands is an obvious one but I guess he forgot to brush his teeth so whad do I know?