Tfw you're chilling, and then someone plays your song

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OddballSho...geon-small.gif

tfw you realize you don't have a song to call your song

Tfw more people should listen to Italo Disco

TFW you send someone their headshot and they're not happy with it and try to blame you for their ugly.

You should send them the number to a good makeup artist. Like a movie person who does horror movies.

Or a magician.

How would you word that so that it was properly insulting without trying too hard?

"Here's the number of someone who I think can help with your situation."

Only works if they follow through and call though.

If you can find the number to a still existing freak show then it would be even better.

I could do a plastic surgeon but in SD they'd probably think it was real advice.