Tell them to body surf in the LA river. That'll get their face good.

TFW you eat food when you want to eat food.

Thing is they're not even unattractive, they're just dumb and self-conscious.

TFW there's a hurricane coming and you got off work so early that your beer is running out and it's 1PM and **** it I guess you gotta go back out for more (but seriously the storm is a bitch right now and there isn't even any rain or ****). Be seein' ya'll in the next life with a brand new six-pack.

good luck on the weight loss man.

Probably should grab 2 my dude.

Back and let's make this happen. If we were a posse irl we'd be about to jump off a bridge with a bitchass cameraman with no balls.

TFW huge storm knocks out your internet, but you still got a cellphone hotspot good enough to game on. Kindly fuck off mother nature.

She just wants revenge for what you dirty ****s have done to New Jersey.

TFW outsiders think one small section of the state represents the state as a whole.