Nah I know I put the new pack in my pocket. I remember the pocket juggling. This is a different pack.

I've had that feeling for a couple decades now. Feels great man.

TFW your bus is late and there are mosquitos everywhere.

TFW you're not sure if the can of beer on your desk is new or a three-day-old leftover and you taste it and it's the latter.

https://media.giphy.com/media/RJAjTowsU0K1a/giphy.gif

You still drank it all though didn't you?

I like to believe Bat is at least a little less white trash than that. I could be wrong.

You are :D

Do You Give a **** About Drinking Stale Beer from Two Days Ago? (Hint: I don't)

What an odd coincidence.

That's a desperation move though. It's just that I don't have a very high threshold for desperation.

He clearly said 3 days though and that's way over the line.