DWV doesn't understand cause he's the kinda guy to turn himself into the police for smelling weed in someone else's car.

DWV is clearly full of shit. Get it? Get it? Eh?

tfw you were supposed to wake up at 5 am to study all day but you did nothing

Thats a great feeling.

TFW you spend your last ten minutes at work waiting for an opportunity to clock out unnoticed before your boss tells you to wash the dishes and then you're out the door like a thief in the night.

What dishes? u dip **** in oil and microwave "meat" for people.

TFW you pull in $2700 in the second week of April.

We microwave almost nothing and restaurants of any sort tend to have dishes, genius.

From faking marrying people or fake educating people? I'm actually not hating I need to get in on that racket.

Both.

On track to pull in $35,000 this year on fake weddings.

I've got a lot more mouths to feed, son. (Though two fewer now.)