There's dozens that could have pushed it already, but it's their way of making him sweat it out. It's the way these jokesters operate. That, and the fact that his wife is gonna beat the crap out of the one to actually post #600. She's already expressed her 'disdain'.

Tell him to post that if he gets 1000 comments his wife will get her nips pierced too.

Great idea. That'll set her mind at ease with it.

She's probably just jealous.

Maybe she was born without nipples.

2000 comments and she'll get nipple construction surgery.

1 comment and she gets 2 mosquito's to bite her chest.

TFW your friend from university gets in contact with you after twenty years, bores you to death about how thin he still is and how he earns a six-digit salary, you stifle your yawns and nod politely, and then he offers to buy you some vinyl LPs, so when he asks you what you want, you just dive in! yay

So youre a big fake phony bologna.

Everyone is fake sometimes. Get over yourself.