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Old 12-11-2020, 11:41 AM   #7051 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-11-2020, 11:59 AM   #7052 (permalink)
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I was helping rehab my friends house that burned up a bit a few years back. It was in the middle of summer, and when we were done for the day I went to get beer at the gas station and handed the cashier my money out of my back pocket, it was visibly damp and all she said was "Ewww, butt sweat!" and left it on the counter. I laughed and walked out without getting my change.
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Old 12-21-2020, 05:35 AM   #7053 (permalink)
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Old 12-22-2020, 12:01 PM   #7055 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2021, 06:18 AM   #7058 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2021, 12:38 PM   #7059 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2021, 04:23 PM   #7060 (permalink)
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