I worked at a BK on IU's campus for a few months and those ****ers at all times would have people doing at least some sort of menial tasks like wiping trays or tables or whatever, even if there hadn't been customers for a while

I don't know what a fastfood joint with a bunch of college kids is like but if there's down time we take advantage of it to chill out.

If I had a job like that I wouldn't even care it was boring. I'd accept it as a chance to disassociate with reality and not sweat.

TFW you're sick and you have a booger so architecturally magnificent that you just... just gotta... eat it.

Are you sure you didn't forget that you did it?

Why would someone mess with your light switch? Bro, you're just being crazy.

Then why on earth would someone mess with your light switch?

Wouldn't that person have to have a key to your apartment? Wouldn't that mean probably a landlord? Would your landlord invade your apartment without telling you just to mess with your light switch?

Was literally anything in your apartment different besides you light switch?

Someone just put a box of Hot Pockets in your freezer and messed with your light switch? Look, you're being a ****ing crazy person.