Smoke meth, Steph.

TFW mother****ing Bootcamp Assistant formats your mother****ing 2TB backup drive wiping out all your music, tv and movies instead of formatting the 8gb usb stick you told it to use.

Chad told me to call you the n word

My dog told me to call you a squint-eyed chink but he's becoming a morphine addict cause of his hip so I wouldn't take it too bad.

If I were your dog I'd dry to OD as well

If I were your dog I'd wear a condom.

TFW you spend all night trying to fall asleep and wake up to find that you were dreaming about trying to sleep the whole time.

*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*

TFW you use the remaining beers from last night to make tonight into a real drinking session as was planned since last night.

TFW you literally just finished filing your taxes.

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