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Old 03-27-2020, 08:46 PM   #6841 (permalink)
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Did you at least try to do it yourself with your kitchen scissors and entirely **** up your beard first?
Nah, I gave myself a handlebar mustache and soulpatch for ****s and giggles before I shaved it all off. I did a Zappa without realizing it until now.
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Old 03-27-2020, 09:36 PM   #6842 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2020, 06:09 PM   #6843 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-20-2020, 04:35 PM   #6844 (permalink)
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TFW you're in the backyard smoking a cigarette and your dog takes a **** like five feet away.

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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-20-2020, 04:42 PM   #6845 (permalink)
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TFW you're in the backyard smoking a cigarette and your dog takes a **** like five feet away.
It means he feels secure, he knows you've got his back while he does his business.
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TFW you have a nice haircut then shower

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Old 04-21-2020, 12:14 PM   #6847 (permalink)
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TFW the longwinded, boring, closeted gay dude at work is blathering on about his on-again-off-again beard and you're being an ******* on the inside.


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Old 04-27-2020, 02:54 PM   #6850 (permalink)
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TFW you have a really big fart and it goes up your pants, up your shirt, and makes your back sweat.
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