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Old 06-08-2020, 02:03 PM   #7071 (permalink)
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*shaves armpits*
Maybe a little around the sides too.

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Old 06-08-2020, 04:33 PM   #7072 (permalink)
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...your left ear has been clogged for a couple of days and you finally go to look for some hydrogen peroxide only to find some 2 year old ear ear wax removal liquid but use it anyway and do a first test run that wasn't too bad so you do another one but really fill 'er up this time and give it a good squirt with warm water and a ****-ton of ear wax comes out and now EVERYTHING IS LOUD!
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Old 06-09-2020, 02:11 AM   #7073 (permalink)
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What kind of ear wax remover?
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Old 06-09-2020, 07:29 AM   #7074 (permalink)
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I'm not sure since it's at home and I am not right at the moment. It expired in 2018 but I was desperate. lol

It's like turning the treble all the way up.
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Old 06-09-2020, 08:59 AM   #7075 (permalink)
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...you post a comment on one of your favorite musicians posts and out of the hundred or so other comments you're the only one to get a like by said musician because you don't suck up to celebrity status's.

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Old 06-12-2020, 01:16 PM   #7076 (permalink)
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TFW someone is a bitch to you in an email so you're a cunt back and it's the highlight of your work week

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Old 06-12-2020, 01:23 PM   #7077 (permalink)
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TFW everyone is talking about someone that's killed themselves that they've known because you seem depressed. If anything, it makes me feel worse. I straight up told them they wouldn't know beforehand if I ever decide to, and to stop bringing that **** up.
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Old 06-12-2020, 05:42 PM   #7078 (permalink)
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Tfw it's too hot to wear your new favorite sweater from Aliexpress :c

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Old 06-12-2020, 05:43 PM   #7079 (permalink)
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Oh that is wonderful
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Old 06-12-2020, 05:43 PM   #7080 (permalink)
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