:laughing:

tfw you're only 25 and you're starting to think you're already past your physical prime, despite having a really nice figure and perfect complexion.

http://media.giphy.com/media/Uk3Qf16CnFABi/giphy.gif

tfw you're starting to notice fine lines on your face and you don't smoke or do anything shitty to your body that could ever possibly warrant such hideous aging

http://media.tumblr.com/15bf665d9d31...afc1sj3kty.gif

but you have perfect hair so you don't feel completely helpless against time

https://practiceindie.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/1.gif

your head feels like it's inflating and going to take you on a magic journey to a magical part of the sun where you can surf on what I can only awesome to be lava times infinity in hotness and also the ice cream never melts

Somebody's high.

im not sure if i wrote only awesome or only assume. sombeodoy helps

TFW you got out of bed at 5:30pm and it's already 9pm, and you don't see yourself falling asleep anytime soon.

I want to be as stoned as you are right now.

It's the weed I got in Vancouver!

Honestly it's pretty decent but I gotta hit it like... twice as hard to get there. pretty sire my head's gonna pop. or it did. im not sure ill be able to answer for my pizza which

by my calculations

is due any minute. fml i can barely hear otta my right ears. im so stoned im practically tripping someone help

Sit in a comfortable spot and just enjoy it. Just drift for a while. You paid good money for that glorious green.

...you've worked 9 days in a row, and won't get a day off until you've worked 13. I'm fucking exhausted.